(A doorbell rings and a depressed Wally opens the door.)
Wally: (unenthusiastically) Come in. (Hoagie, Kuki, and Abby run past him in their swimsuits.)
Hoagie, Kuki, and Abby: Pool party! (Wally sighs and sadly follows them.)
Sydney: So, son, your pals are here to try out the new pool, eh? Don't let them have all the fun, okay!
Wally: Dad! How can I have fun in a pool if can't swim?! (Sydney ruffles his son's hair.)
Sydney: You kooky koala, everyone loves pools! (he gets a green apron on with a Chicken Bucket logo.) Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get to my second job. (He gets a Chicken Bucket hat on.) Pools don't come cheap, you know. (He whistles while he walks to the door. Wally sighs and goes to his backyard, where his friends are laughing while splashing each other.)
Hoagie: Come on in, Numbuh 4. The water's fine.
Wally: Oh, why can't we go to the beach where I could at least bury myself in the sand or something? (Nigel walks up to Wally.)
Nigel: Hey, guys, sorry we're late. I was checking on some weird negatronic readings in the Sector, and, well, Lizzie couldn't decide what to wear. (He points at his girlfriend while Wally gives a shocked look.)
Lizzie: So, what do you think?
Kuki: Oh, why didn't you wear the pink one? (Abby elbows Kuki.) Ow!
Abby: (whispers) Don't get her started, girl. (Lizzie looks at herself in the pool.)
Lizzie: Oh, you don't think it's too much, do you? No? Yes? No? Yes? I kind of like it. But then again, maybe it is too froofilly. Oh, Nigie, I want to go home and change. (Lizzie's reflection turns around.) This suit make my elbows look fa-aaaat! (Lizzie's reflection grabs her by the ankles and drags her into the pool.)
Nigel: Lizzie! (He dives in after her. On the other end, he gasps for breath as he surfaces, he yells and falls up before falling down. He coughs upon coming up and gets out of the pool.) Where? Where am I? Lizzie? Is that you? (Lizzie's laughter rings throughout as a figure runs around a corner of a building. Nigel runs after the figure.) Lizzie, wait up! (Nigel pants as he runs after Lizzie.) Lizzie! Wh-Where are you going? (Nigel pants while he still pursues their chase.) Lizzie! Stop! Nigel gasps and stops running as he sees a metal version of Sector V's treehouse.) Where-Where am I?
Eizzil: Right where I want you.
Nigel: Hey, you're not Lizzie!
Eizzil: Huh? Very clever, Nigel. (She presses a button in a remote.) But not clever enough. (Nigel is standing on a red X platform and is rocketed into the air.)
Nigel: Whoa! (A metal hand shoots out of the treehouse and grabs him. Inside, he’s chained to a stairwell platform, wearing his normal outfit.) Ugh! Ugh. Huh? (He strains to break out of his chains. Eizzil walks up to him, also in normal clothes.)
Eizzil: So, how did you figure out I wasn't really your stupid girlfriend?
Nigel: When I look into Lizzie's eyes, I can tell she's not a jerk. Now, where is she?!
Eizzil: Hmph! (Eizzil turns up her nose as a door opens and Lizzie falls out, screaming.)
Nigel: Lizzie!
Lizzie: Nigie! (Lizzie runs over to Nigel and hugs Nigel.) Oh, Nigie, what is this place? What's going on here?!
Nigel: Maybe her ex-boyfriend can explain.
Eizzil: How did you- Ugh! Very well. Get out here, you troll!
Legin: But Eizzil, the Supreme Leader said to stay hidden.
Eizzil: There's no point in hiding now that Positive Numbuh 1 knows who we are, Jelly for Brains! (Legin walks out and stands next to Eizzil. He smiles.)
Lizzie: Nigie?
Nigel: No, this is Negative Numbuh 1, one of our reverse counterparts. Numbuh 4's pool must have opened a portal to a reflective world, an upside-down world.
Legin: A perfect world! Where adults play, and kids do all the work. (Eizzil smiles.) Except for us, of course. For we are the Destructively Nefarious Kids!
Nigel: Whose dumb idea was all this? Yours or your leader's?
Legin: Um...uh...I-I could be leader if-if I wanted to.
Nigel: Yeah, right.
Legin: You-You shut up, you dummy-head.
Nigel: I know you are, but what am I?
Legin: You're a- Uh...a big dummy-head.
Eizzil: Silence! Maybe this will get you to show us a little respect! (She brings out a S.P.L.A.T.T.L.E.)
Computer: Destructively Nefarious Kids S.P.L.A.T.T.L.E. Smart-Alecky Prisoner-Lobotomizing Apparatus Terrifyingly Tortures Loser Enemy. (The S.P.L.A.T.T.L.E. starts whirring as Nigel and Lizzie whimper. Eizzil laughs as she closes in on them. An explosion goes off and in swings the Little Traitor Dudes.)
Little Traitor Dudes: Cowabunga! (They kick Eizzil into Legin. The exes gasp.)
Eizzil and Legin: The Little Traitor Dudes For Children's Defense!
Little Traitor Dudes: There's not much time, dudes. (Ecurb brings out a weapon and blasts Nigel out of his restraints.) Your world's, like, totally in terrible danger. (Nigel rub his wrists. Legin yells and jumps at them but is hit in the face with a S.P.A.T.T.L.E.)
Lizzie: Get away from my Nigie!
Nigel: All right, Lizzie! (he jumps to hug her from behind. Lizzie sighs happily. Legin, now missing a tooth, groans.
Little Traitor Dudes: Come on, dudes. (They run past Lizzie and Nigel.) We don't have much time before he shows up. (Nigel and Lizzie run out, hand-in-hand.)
Eizzil: They-they hug! That's so- (Legin groans. The girl stands above Legin as he sputters and spits out a tooth.)
Legin: (gasps) They'll pay for this! They'll pay! (Eizzil slaps him upside the head.)
Eizzil: Ah, stop being a baby. What are we gonna do when he finds out? (A screen comes on of Yllaw’s mouth.)
Yllaw: Finds out what? (Legin and Eizzil cower.)
Legin: Uh...the...prisoners...escaped with the help of the Little Traitor Dudes For Children's Defense, sir. I-I'm sorry, leader, sir. I'll recapture them. I promise.
Eizzil: Yeah, me too.
Yllaw: You are one misstep away from the broccoli mines, Eizzil.
Eizzil: Besides, Negative Numbuh 1 messed up as bad as me! That's no fair!
Yllaw: (smiles) I know. Now get into your positions. The plan must continue as scheduled!
Legin and Eizzil: Yes, sir. (They salute and run off.)
(The Little Traitor Dudes pant as the keep running with Lizzie and Nigel behind them.)
Nigel: What the- (Kids dressed in formal wear and briefcases stood next to two kids, one sitting on the others shoulders and holding a bus stop sign.)
Lizzie: Nigie...this-this world is terrible! (Kids mowed the lawn, brought by mail, worked on cars and picked weeds while the adults sat on the lawn and watched. Two kids taking out the garbage gasp.)
Kid: It's the DNK! (They hop into a garbage truck and can as Lizzie and Nigel pass by. They peek out and whimper after they leave. Two miners gasp and hide in their hole.)
Lizzie: How come everyone's afraid of us? (The Little Traitor Dudes turn into a RV park.)
Little Traitor Dudes: Quick, dudes, into our mansion! (They open the door to their 'mansion' and it's a mess.) Daddy, we're home! (A closet opens, revealing what appears to be Father. Nigel and Lizzie gasp while hugging each other. He comes into light, revealing that he's just a normal, dorky-looking guy.)
Daddy: Oh, thank heavens, children. I was so worried about my wee, little munchkins, you pretty little- (He ruffles Ynnel and Ecnatsnoc's hair, then hugs the Little Traitor Dudes.)
Little Traitor Dudes: Daddy, these dudes are, like, totally from the other side!
Daddy: (gasps) From where kids are free?
Nigel: Uh, well, more free than here, that's for sure. What happened to this world?
Daddy: Oh, it's the Destructively Nefarious Kids! They despise other children so much, they have forced them to do all the work. Kids are the garbage collectors, tv repairmen, and even lawyers! They work and work while adults sit around eating candy and playing their little video games, demanding bigger allowances. My darling children do their best to stop them, but it's- Well, it's just-it's not enough. (Daddy falls to his knees, crying.)
Lizzie: That's horrible!
Nigel: We have to help you.
Little Traitor Dudes: No way, dude. You gotta totally get back to your world. If the DNK have opened the portal, it means something terrible is about to go down. (They all scream as blasters blast a hole in the RV.)
Daddy: Aah! We're being attacked! (He crawls out of the room.) Hide like cowards, kids. (The Little Traitor Dudes shout indistinctly then they jump over to where Lizzie and Nigel stood and open a hatch.)
Little Traitor Dudes: You dudes gotta get out of here. (Lizzie jumps down.)
Lizzie: Whoa! (Nigel shakes Ecurb's hand.)
Nigel: I don't know how to thank you guys.
Little Traitor Dudes: We'll hold them off, dude. Now go! (Nigel jumps down. Ecurb closes the hatch.) All right, dudes and dudettes, let's rock! (They all get out some weapons. They defend their “mansion”.)
(Nigel climbs out a manhole.)
Nigel: Ugh! Come on, hurry! (Nigel pulls Lizzie out of the manhole.)
Lizzie: I didn't think we'd get out of that one.
Ynnaf: You haven't. (She and other DNK troops stood before Nigel and Lizzie.) By order of the one Supreme Ultra DNK Leader, welcome to the worst day of your lives.
Nigel: (whispers) Follow my lead. (Normal voice) What is your problem, soldier? (He walks toward Ynnaf.) How dare you interrupt my top-secret mission for the Supreme Leader! What do you think he'll do to you when he hears you tried to stop Negative Numbuh 1 from doing his job?
Ynnaf: Uh...but- Uh. You can't fool me. We're supposed to be on the lookout for Positive Numbuh 1 and his girlfriend and I say that's you two.
Nigel: Well, I say I'm Negative Numbuh 1 on urgent DNK business for the Supreme Leader himself. So, maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. But do you really want to take that chance? (Ynnaf stutters and backs away.)
Lizzie: Come on, I don't have all day!
Ynnaf: Yes...Eizzil? Stand down. Stand down. Sorry about the hold up. (She chuckles nervously.)
Nigel: That's more like it. (him and Lizzie march through the crowd.) Walk...walk...okay, run. (They take off running to Yllaw's pool.) There it is!
Lizzie: Nigie, we made it!
Nigel: Yeah, I'm proud of you, Lizzie. (They join hands.) You did a great job back there.
Lizzie: Oh, thanks. (Lizzie blushes and giggles.)
Nigel: Ready?
Lizzie: Yeah.
Nigel and Lizzie: 1...2- Huh?
Wally: (looking in the pool) Numbuh 1? Lizzie? Where are you guys? (Bubbles start to form.) Hey, something's coming up! (The rest of Sector V in the Positive World speak indistinctly as Nigel resurfaces, carrying Lizzie bridal style, gasping for air and in bathing suits. Sector V cheers as Lizzie coughs and Nigel brings her to Wally to pull her out.) Are you okay, Numbuh 1?
“Nigel”: Oh, yeah. We're fine. We're just...fine! (he smiles, revealing Legin's missing tooth.)
TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED
CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED
(Legin laughs evilly.)
Wally: Are you guys sure you're okay? (Legin gets out and dusts himself off.)
Legin: I feel great. Your pool is most invigorating. Here, Numbuh 4. (He tries to push Wally into the pool.) Try it for yourself.
Wally: (trying to stay on the edge) Hey, whoa! Whoa! (Wally turns around to better keep his footing.)
Legin: Oh no, you don't!
Hoagie: Cut it out.
Abby: Yeah, that ain't cool.
Wally: I don't wanna!
Legin: Uh...hey, I was only kidding. (Legin shrugs with a smile.)
Hoagie: So what?
Kuki: Yeah, friends don't do that.
Eizzil: He said he was kidding.
Abby: Yeah, well, it ain't funny. You guys know Numbuh 4 can't swim.
Eizzil: Say, why don't you ask Numbuh 4 to help you with those negatronic doohickeys you were talking about, huh, Nigie? (Wally makes a sick face.)
Legin: What are you- Oh, right! Come on, Numbuh 4. Let's go to your tree-uh-uh... The treehouse. (Legin walks away with Wally and has a hand on his shoulder, while chuckling.)
Hoagie: What was that all about? (The water bubbles beside Hoagie and Kuki and Abby flinch with disgust.)
Abby: Oh, man!
Kuki: Numbuh 2!
Hoagie: But I-I didn't. Whoa! (He gets dragged into the water, along with Abby and Kuki. Eigaoh, Ybba, and Ikuk resurface with evil smiles on their faces.)
Wally: (on ladder) I don't get it, Numbuh 1. Why are we dismantling Numbuh 2's energy enhancement grid?
Legin: Well, 'cause that's what the leader told us to do, and it's not smart to anger him.
Wally: What?
Eizzil: Uh. (Eizzil clears her throat.) I think what Numbuh 1 means is that is has something to do with these negatronic ion thingies, right?
Legin: Oh, right, right. What Eizzil said.
Eizzil: (whispers) Lizzie.
Legin: I mean Lizzie. Thanks, Eizzil, that was so close. (Eizzil groans with her hands in her head.)
Wally: Hmm. (He gets to thinking, but he thinks about 2+2=Pizza. And smack his lips.) Makes sense to me. (Wally slides down the ladder.)
Legin and Eizzil: Whew!
Wally: So, you want me to set these up by the city pool, right?
Ikuk: Sorry we’re late. (The counterparts from the pool appear in the entry way, wearing normal clothes. Wally walks over to them.)
Wally: Oh, hi, Numbuh 3. Huh? (Wally gasps after looking in her eyes.) Wait a second! You're not Kuki. You're some kind of Nega-version of Numbuh 3.
Ikuk: I thought you said he was the stupid one.
Eizzil: They can tell who people are in this world by looking at their eyes.
Wally: It's called being a friend.
Eigoah: Yeah, like operatives have friends. (him and Ikuk laugh. All the Negative counterparts are laughing.)
Eizzil: Uh. (Eizzil chuckles nervously. Ybba lifts her head, revealing her glasses and buck teeth.)
Ybba: Hey, we don't need the runt anymore. Let's take him out. (Her, Ikuk and Eigaoh get weapons out.) That'd be cool, right guys? (She laughs and jumps with excitement. Ikuk hits Ybba.)
Ikuk: Shut up!
Eigoah: Man, she is so annoying.
Ikuk: Listen up, Shorty. I don't like you, but you've got spunk. So, I'm gonna make an offer you'd be stupid to refuse. You help us open a portal from your works to the Negaverse, using your city pool so we can grab every kid swimming in your world and force then to work in ours. Then we'll move on to the next pool and the next and the next until all your world's kids are ours to do with as the leader pleases. Or you can spend the rest of your life in the mines digging out broccoli with your bare hands. (She laughs evilly and waves a hand.)
Wally: Let me get this straight. You want me to betray my buddies so I can work for you?! (Ikuk slides across the floor after being punched.) You must be from another world.
Legin: You-You can't talk back to-to Negative Numbuh 3 like that. (he shakily points a mustard gun at Wally.) I mean it. (Wally grabs his wrist.)
Wally: Well, what are you waiting for, princess?! Let's dance. (The treehouse rumbles and the Negative counterparts scream as Wally beats them up.)
(The Positive counterparts in the Negaverse are screaming in the DNK treehouse as they're being tortured with their wrist chained. They groan upon it being over.)
Hoagie: Why are you doing this? (Yllaw laughs evilly as he walks up with Ynnaf and someone else held him, his hood up.)
Yllaw: A simple reason, really. (Yllaw uncovers his head.) I'm evil!
Kuki: Ew! What is that?!
Yllaw: Oh, this? (points to his goatee.) It's my goatee. It makes me look eviler.
Kuki: No, it makes you look dumber.
Abby: Yeah, that thing should be called a nastee. (The Positives laugh.)
Hoagie: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I got one! I got one! Okay, wait. You should give that back to the goat you stole it from.
Abby: Please, man, you are hopeless.
Lizzie: You know, I bet the Negative Numbuh 2 is really funny. (she and Nigel laugh, annoying Yllaw.)
Yllaw: Silence! I'm supposed to be torturing you guys here.
Nigel: Believe me, that peach fuzz is torture. (the Positive counterparts laugh with some of Yllaw's troops silently snickering.)
Yllaw: Guards, bring me my toys! I'm going to dump five of you into my broccoli mines, but one lucky kid won't have to go. To decide who, each of you will be given a weapon and armor and then taken to the arena to battle against one another. (He picks up a weapon and battles the air current.) Ha! Hoo! Ha! Ha! The winner will have the honor of becoming my bestest personal bodyguard.
Ynnaf: But, sir, I'm your bestest personal bodyguard.
Yllaw: Shut up, you. This is my world, and I'll use you until I'm done with you! (He walks towards the Positive counterparts.) So, who wants to battle for a get-out-of-jail-free card, huh?!
Nigel: You don't get it, do you, Goat Boy? Not one of us would ever join up with someone who rules by fear.
Yllaw: Aaah! (He throws the weapon as it sticks to the wall above Nigel's head.) At least I do rule! (He walks past Ynnaf.) Send these pathetic losers to the mines! (The door closes, making Ynnaf squeal. Guards uncuff Sector V and Lizzie except Wally and are taken away.)
Nigel: You don't have to do as he says, Negative Numbuh 86. You're nicer than this. I can tell.
Ynnaf: You don't know what he's capable of. And once he controls the kids from your world, he'll be unstoppable.
Nigel: All the more reason to stop him now. (They all get taken away while Ynnaf looks at Nigel while he departs.)
(Yllaw stands at the top of a diving board while troops surrounded the pool.)
Yllaw: What's taking them so long over there? Those idiots are looking at a one-way trip to the broccoli mines if they don't set up this portal before Adult Swim. (He looks at a watch on his wrist. The pool starts glowing.) Finally! (The water bubbles.)
Guard: Someone's coming! (The troops point their weapons at the pool as beaten and bruised Eigaoh, Legin, Ikuk, and Ybba surface while coughing. They swim to the side.)
Yllaw: My greatest warriors- Defeated? But that's unpossible! Unless...
(In the Positive World, Wally stands at the diving board.)
Wally: Okay, Numbuh 4. You took care of those D.N.Creeps easily. You can do this. (He inhales deeply and jumps off into the pool, screaming. He leaps up in the Negaverse.) Cannonball! (He lands on the diving board, knocking Yllaw back.)
Yllaw: Oh, ugh! Huh? Positive Numbuh 4?
Wally: As in positively gonna kick your butt. (Yllaw stands up and dusts himself off.)
Yllaw: Well, I must be a genius, 'cause you're an idiot to come here. (points at Wally.) You're completely surrounded by my troops.
Wally: Well, if you're my opposite, then that makes you a coward!
Yllaw: What? (the guards lower their weapons.)
Guards: What did he say? I don't know.
Yllaw: Uh...I don't know what you're t-t-t-talking about.
Wally: I don't use a bunch of bullies to protect me.
Yllaw: I-I'm n-n-not afraid of you.
Wally: Oh, yeah? Prove it!
Yllaw: No! Guards! Open fire! (They point their weapons.)
Ynnaf: No! (She stands with the released Positive counterparts, all holding Negaverse weapons.) I don't know about you kids, but I'm tired of this- Tired of being afraid, tired of cowering, tired of pretending what I'm doing isn't wrong. I want to pretend...to be a pretty princess instead!
Hoagie: She's definitely Numbuh 86's opposite. (Kuki nods. A guard throws down and breaks her weapon.)
Guard Girl: I want to pet my very own pony. (The clouds disappear and the sun comes up.)
Guard Boy: Yeah, I want to ride my bike. (He breaks his weapon too, followed by the other guards.)
Guard Boy 2: And play video games.
Guard Boy 3: Eat candy!
Yllaw: What? Negatives 1, 2, 3, and 5, don't just stand there. Do something!
Eigoah: Check it out, Negative Numbuh 5, a coward with a goatee. (Eigaoh chuckles.) Either there's a farm around here, or you stink! (Everyone except Yllaw and Hoagie laugh.)
Hoagie: That's not funny. That's not funny at all.
Yllaw: I'll show you. I'll take over your world, and you'll be sorry. You'll all be sorry! (He laughs evilly and runs past Wally to jump into the pool.) Ya! Whoo-hoo! (Legin and Nigel shake hands.)
Legin: I guess we've got more in common with one another than we thought. Still, why'd you let Negative Numbuh 4 go to your world?
Wally: Oh, I got a feeling he won't like it there.
(The water bubbles in the Positive World's pool as Yllaw swims to the side and out of the pool.)
Yllaw: A new world. A whole new world to conquer! I think this is gonna be a positive experience for me. (He laughs evilly as someone approaches him.) Oh!
Eizzil: Get off my friend's world! (She kicks him back to his world.)
Yllaw: Ya-ow! Ugh! (He lands between the two Nigel's.) Oh! Oh, crud.
Ynnaf: So, have a great time at your broccoli mine, Shorty. (Yllaw gets taken away, handcuffed, by two guards.)
Kuki: So, how can we help you guys, Eizzil?
Eizzil: You guys have done enough already. Now that kids aren't afraid of that bully anymore, it's up to us to make this world a better place for everyone.
Ynnaf: It'll be hard work, but we can do it. (puts a hand on Eizzil's shoulder.)
Little Traitor Dudes: Together! Sorry we're late, dudes, but we were just making some new friends. (They all gesture at Yllaw's former troops as one shakes Daddy's hand.)
Abby: Come on, y'all. Let's get out of here before start start hugging and junk. (Abby jumps in the pool, followed by Hoagie.)
Kuki: Oh, Wally, I'm so proud of you. You can swim now.
Wally: Hey, yeah, I guess I can. (Kuki hugs Wally while laughing and they both jump in the pool.)
Nigel: Well, Eizzil, that was a real adventure. (he lowers his sunglasses.) Hey, your eyes have changed. They look beautiful now. (Eizzil hugs Nigel.)
Eizzil: Oh, Positive Nigie! (Lizzie grabs Nigel by the collar and yanks him away.) Huh? (Lizzie growls at Eizzil and pushes Nigel towards the pool.)
Nigel: Bye! (Nigel waves before Lizzie pushes him in the pool.)
Lizzie: Hmph! (she jumps in the pool.)
Ynnaf: Pull the plug! (A guard salutes and two of them strain to pull the plug. They get it out and the pool drains.)
Eizzil: Come on, guys, we're got work to do.
End transmission
(Wally is buried to his neck in sand.)
Wally: Now this is what I call a pool party. (Hoagie naps while sitting in the sand pool, Kuki builds a sand castle, Nigel sits at the picnic table and Abby lays in her beach chair.) (singing) Na, na, na, na. Buried in the sand. Ah, la,, la, la. (One by one, everyone but Wally starts disappearing.) Buried in the sand. Yeah, da-na, na-na-na-na-na. Buried in the sand. Ba, ba-ba-ba-ba. Day and night in the sand. Ba, na-na-na. Where did they all go? Ba, ba-ba-ba. Then I am all alone. (It's nighttime.) Buried in the sand. Whoo, whoo, whoo. Buried in the sand. Night and day. I'm buried in the, buried.