Type Artificially-created vegetable
Used By Evil Adult Industries Inc
Appearances Operation: H.I.S.T.O.R.I.E.

Asparagross was a vegetable created by Evil Adult Industries Inc to be 60 times soggier than spinach and 200 times more bitter than Brussels sprouts.


The creation of Asparagross was deemed the most important project at Evil Adult Industries Inc, and Lou Pottingsworth III was put in charge of it. The vegetable was made by the company's scientists to be much worse than any other vegetable. The plan was to have it served in school cafeterias every day and make kids eat it, no matter how much they hate it. Evil Adult Industries Inc. started building a refinery to mass produce Asparagross, but the Kids Next Door raided them just before it was finished. They stole the secret Asparagross formula from Lou Pottingsworth III (who would turn into the Toiletnator following this event) and destroyed it (Operation: H.I.S.T.O.R.I.E.).


  • The name is a combination of asparagus and gross.
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